a-utumnly:

roses are red tumblr is blue nobody likes you so fuck off yahoo

(via say-perhaps-todrugs)

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blogĀ 

(via say-perhaps-todrugs)

assbutt-of-asgard:

imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward

(via sleep-eat-and-dream-music)